You Know What They Call a Quarter Pounder
Here is our list of the best quotes from Quentin Tarantino'due south classic crime drama, in which we follow ii mob hitmen Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) and Vincent Vega (John Travolta), an aging boxer, Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis), a gangster'due south wife, Mia (Uma Thurman), and a pair of diner bandits, Pumpkin and Honey Bunny (Tim Roth and Amanda Plummer), where their stories intertwine in 4 tales of violence and redemption, funny, bizarre and uncalled-for incidents.
'Pride simply hurts, information technology never helps.' - Marsellus (Lurid Fiction) Click To Tweet
Pumpkin: Same as final fourth dimension call up. Yous're crowd control, I'll handle the employees.
Dear Bunny: I honey you lot, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I dear you, Dear Bunny.
[Standing up on their table with a gun]
Pumpkin: Everybody be absurd this is a robbery!
Love Bunny: Any of you f***ing pr**ks move, and I'll execute every chiliad*therf***ing final one of you!
Vincent: But you know what the funniest affair about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Information technology'due south the lilliputian differences. I mean they got the aforementioned s**t over in that location that they got hither, merely information technology'southward merely there it'southward a little dissimilar.
Jules: Examples?
Vincent: Alright, well you can walk into a motion-picture show theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper loving cup, I'one thousand talking nearly a glass of beer. And in Paris, you tin purchase beer at MacDonald'south. You know what they telephone call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: They got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What practise they call it?
Vincent: They telephone call information technology a Royale with Cheese.
Jules: Royale with Cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Big Mac's a Big Mac, merely they call it Le Big Mac.
Jules: Le Large Mac. What practice they telephone call a Whopper?
Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go into a Burger King. Just you know what they put on French fries in The netherlands instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Vincent: Simply nonetheless I accept to say, you play with matches you lot get burned.
Vincent: Have you e'er given a pes massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't exist telling me nearly foot massages. I'm the foot f***ing primary.
Vincent: You given a lot of them?
Jules: S**t, yeah. Got my technique downward and everything. I don't be tickling or nada.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long expect]
Jules: F*** you lot.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: F*** y'all.
Vincent: You know, I'yard kind of tired. I could use a pes massage myself.
Jules: Yoh, man, you best back off. I'g getting a little pi**ed here.
Jules: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
[after shooting a man]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that.
Jules: Yous read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Aye!
Jules: Well, in that location'due south this passage I got memorized, Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous homo is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of clemency and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my proper name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
'That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When y'all tin can only shut the f*** upward for a minute and comfortably share silence. - Mia (Pulp Fiction) Click To Tweet
Mia: [to Vincent] I practise believe Marsellus Wallace, my married man, your boss, told you lot to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now I want to dance, I want to win. I desire that trophy, and then dance good.
[after Vincent has given Mia the adrenaline shot she bolts up in a sitting position]
Lance: If you're alright, say something.
Mia: Something.
Jody: That was f***ing trippy!
[afterward dropping Mia off domicile]
Vincent: At present if you excuse me I'chiliad going to go home and have a heart attack.
Mia: Vincent, do you want to hear my Fox Force 5 joke?
Vincent: Certain, except I call back I'm yet a trivial too petrified to laugh.
Mia: No, you won't express joy, because it'southward not funny. Merely if you all the same want to hear it, I'll tell it.
Vincent: I tin't await.
Mia: Okay. Three tomatoes are walking downwardly the street, Poppa lycopersicon esculentum, Momma tomato, and Babe tomato. Infant tomato starts lagging backside, and Poppa lycopersicon esculentum gets really aroused, goes back and squishes him, and says, "Grab up. Catch up."
[telling immature Butch well-nigh his great grandfather's watch]
Captain Koons: So he hid information technology in the 1 place he knew he could hide something. His a**. Five long years, he wore this sentinel up his a**. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my a** two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Esmeralda: And what is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: Butch. What does information technology mean?
Butch: I'one thousand an American, honey. Our names don't mean south**t.
Butch: Y'all okay?
Marsellus: No, man. I'm pretty f***ing far from okay.
Butch: What at present?
Marsellus: What at present? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hitting n*****s, who'll become to piece of work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
[to Zed]
Marsellus: You lot hear me talking, hillbilly male child? I ain't through with you, by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a**.
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: Information technology's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: Information technology's Zed'due south.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed'due south dead, infant. Zed's expressionless.
'Considering you are a grapheme, doesn't mean that you have character.' - The Wolf (Pulp Fiction) Click To Tweet
[later on Vincent's gun has accidently shot Marvin]
Jules: What the f***'southward happening, man? Ah, s**t, man!
Vincent: Oh, man. I shot Marvin in the face.
Vincent: Mr. Wolf, listen. I don't mean any disrespect. Okay. I respect you lot. I just don't like people barking orders at me, that'due south all.
The Wolf: If I'1000 curt with you information technology'due south because time is a gene. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need y'all guys to human activity fast if you lot desire to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on acme. Clean the f***ing car.
[Vincent and Jules are cleaning the inside of the car which is covered in blood]
Jules: Oh, human. I will never forgive your a** for this s**t. This is some f***ed-up repugnant s**t.
Vincent: Jules, did yous ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's incorrect that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Accept you ever heard that?
Jules: Get the f*** out my face with that s**t! The m*therf***er that said that southward**t never had to pick upward itty-bitty pieces of skull on business relationship of your impaired a**.
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will have. Now, right at present, I'm a f***ing race car, correct, and you got me the red. And I'1000 simply saying, I'thousand just proverb that information technology'south f***ing unsafe to accept a race auto in the f***ing ruby-red. That'south all. I could accident.
Jules: Oh! Oh! You lot ready to blow?
Vincent: Yeah, I'yard gear up to blow.
Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying one thousand*therf***er, thou*therf***er! Every time my fingers touch encephalon, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the f*** am I doing in the back? You're the m*therf***er who should be on brain duty! We're f***ing switching! I'm washing the windows, and you're picking upwards this n*****'s skull!
[examining the car in Jimmie's garage afterwards Jules and Vincent have cleaned it]
Jimmie: I tin't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf: Well, permit'south not showtime due south**king each other's d**ks quite however.
'If my answers frighten you lot, Vincent, then you should cease asking scary questions.' Jules (Pulp Fiction) Click To Tweet
Jules: You want to play bullheaded man, go walk with the shepherd. But, me, my eyes are wide f***ing open.
Vincent: What the f*** does that mean?
Jules: Information technology ways that's it for me. From here on in, you can consider my a** retired.
Jules: But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long mode.
Jules: Now, Yolanda, we're not going to do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't injure him.
Jules: Nobody's going to hurt anybody. We're all going to exist similar iii little Fonzies here. And what'south Fonzie like? Come on, Yolanda. What's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: Cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that'south what nosotros're going to exist. Nosotros're going to exist cool. Now, Ringo, I'm going to count to three, and when I count three, I want you to permit become of your gun, put your palms apartment on the table and sit your a** downwards. And when y'all do it, you exercise it cool. You ready? 1, two, iii.
[Ringo sits down opposite Jules]
Yolanda: Okay, now you permit him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought y'all were going to exist cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I go scared. And when grand*therf***ers get scared, that's when thousand*therf***ers accidentally get shot.
Yolanda: Only know, you hurt, you die.
Jules: Well, that seems to be the situation. But I don't want that. And y'all don't desire that. And Ringo here definitely doesn't want that. So let'south see what we can do.
Jules: Now I want you to go in that bag, and detect my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which i is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Thousand*therf***er.
Jules: Now, I own't giving it to him, Vincent. I'1000 buying something for my money. Desire to know what I'm ownership, Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm giving you that coin so I don't have to kill your a**. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Non regularly.
Jules: Well at that place'southward this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and proficient will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his blood brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike downwardly upon thee with dandy vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poisonous substance and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
[after he's quoted Ezekiel 25:17 to Pumpkin]
Jules: I been saying that s**t for years. And if yous heard information technology, that meant your a**. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just idea it was some cold-blooded s**t to say to a chiliad*therf***er before I popped a cap in his a**. But I saw some s**t this morning that made me retrieve twice. See, now I'grand thinking, maybe information technology means you lot're the evil man. And I'thousand the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of darkness. Or information technology could hateful you're the righteous human being and I'm the shepherd, and information technology's the world that'due south evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that s**t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'g trying, Ringo. I'thousand trying existent hard to exist the shepherd.
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